Bobbleheads on the headboard of your bed, armed with various futuristic weaponry.
I bought the Master Chief bobblehead some days ago, and it’s just one of the many novelty items to spend money on in this fine country.
In semi-related news, I bought some nice clothes at the Salvation Army, who knew looking so good could be so affordable ?
the small house 
salvation army clothes ftfw! nice going man! get a surf board too… and well… shoot some kangaroos unless theyre all up on fire by now.